Grand Prize:
Alcoholic Nonymous 1 - 353 points
(146 bonus points earned for extra donations, roping in strangers and generally amusing tsars & gnomes)
Runner Up:
We Love The Little Brown People - 330 Points
(95 bonus points earned!)
Best Team Spirit:
A Bunch of Boobs
(a.k.a. the Boob Hat team)
Best Team Costumes:
Barroom Blitzed
Jackass Move of the Day:
Pirates of the Potomac
(one guy ate 17 packets of ketchup!!)
Remaining teams (by points accumulated):
3) Once We Were Scavengers - 326 (six tasks!)
4) I Want To Be On You - 321
5) DC Sports Stars - 319 (six tasks!)
6) Brigit and the Public Intoxicants aka Chia Pets - 302 (seven tasks!!!)
7) Mr. T's Whiskey Business - 301
8) The Price is Wrong, Bitch! - 296
9) A Bunch of Boobs - 295
10) Roaming Gnomes - 289 (six tasks and vicious sabotage!)
11) Runaround Sues - 285
12) Milk Was a Bad Choice - 274 (six tasks!)
T-13) Carousers with a Cause - 273 (six tasks!)
T-13) Chaz Tenenbaum - 273 (six tasks!)
T-13) Tripping Dorothy - 273
16) Underpants Go UNDER Your Pants - 272 (seven tasks!!!)
17) Gardeners and Ho's - 262
18) I'll Take the Physical Challenge - 262 (runner up for best team spirit)
19) The Olympletes - 257
T-20) Paris Hilton's Spiritual Advisors - 253
T-20) Robots in Disguise - 253 (six tasks!)
22) Nevernudes - 233 (who were sometimes partially nude, but never nude)
23) Anti-Tourism Coalition - 232
24) Golf Pros and Tennis Ho's - 227
25) Five P's of the Apocalypse - 223
26) Planey Unicorn Heyyyy!!! - 222 (runner up for best team spirit)
27) Royal Tit-n-Bums - 220 (dirty deeds for points and great hat for Ellen)
T-28) Roman Sex Offenders - 219 (saran wrap costume runner up)
T-28) Walk of Shame - 219
30) Search and Rescue - 215
31) Vandalay Industries - 206
T-32) Wild Rovers - 204
T-32) Pirates of the Potomac - 204
34) Dos Equis and Heineken Light Models - 199
T-35) Off in the Park - 195 (nobody beats them!)
T-35) Children Left Behind - 195
37) Barroom Blitzed - 192
38) National Lampoon's DC Vacation - 189
39) Push the Fish - 178
40) Beer Run - 172
41) Cool Kids - 165
42) Feer and Bood - 153
43) Team America - 125
44) Pajama Party - 88 ( runner up for DFL prize!)
DFL) Alcoholics Nonymous 2 - 26 points
Average points earned per team: 234